have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Mom French braided my mohawk. ♥